Alcuin didn't look offended. He only smiled.

"It was really good," he agreed. "And... there's so much more I want to do to you." He had to get him curious. Leave him wanting more.

"I'm not asking you on a date," he added. "I'm saying that the next time you're thinking of going to a bar to pull someone, you could text me instead. Just think of all the time you'd save. Time I could be... doing things to you."